Manusia - Eh, dah subuh dah?
Malaikat - Bangunlah wahai anak Adam, tunaikan solat subuh mu
Syaitan - Alahhhhhh, sekejaplah, mengantuk ni...awal lagi ni..zzZZz
Manusia - Nak makan, laparlah ..
Malaikat - Wahai Anak Adam, mulakanlah dengan Bismillah....
Syaitan - Ahh, tak payahlah... dah lapar ni ! makan saja..sedapnya
Manusia - Hari ni nak pakai apa ye?
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, pakailah pakaian yang menutup aurat.
Syaitan - Ehh, panaslah, tak ada style langsung, nampak kampung!
Manusia - Alamak, dah lewat!
Malaikat - Bersegeralah wahai manusia , nanti terlewat ke pejabat.
Syaitan - Ahhh? awal lagi?mmm..aaahh? suruh si X punchkanlah?
Manusia - Azan sudah kedengaran.. ..
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, bersegeralah menunaikan kewajipan
Syaitan - Baru pukul berapa.. rilex lah..awal lagi ni.
Manusia - Eh, eh.... tak boleh tengok ini, berdosa..
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, alihkanlah pandanganmu, sesungguhnya Allah Maha Melihat dan Maha Mengetahui !
Syaitan - Perggghh... best tu...rugi ooo kalau tak tengok ni.
Manusia - Saudaraku sedang melakukan dosa
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, cegahla ia..
Syaitan - Apa kau sibuk? Jangan jaga tepi kain orang, lantak dia lah
Manusia - Elok kalau aku sampaikan nasihat ini kepada orang lain
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, nasihat-menasihati lah sesama kamu..
Syaitan - Sendiri pikirlah, semua dah besar, buat apa susah2...pandai2 lah
Manusia - Aku telah berdosa..
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, bertaubatlah kamu, sesungguhnya Allah Maha Pengampun.
Syaitan - Tangguhlah dulu, lain kali boleh bertaubat... muda lagi kan..lagipun hidup hanya sekali..rugilah..(kalau sempatla)
Manusia - Kalau pergi, mesti seronok!
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, kakimu ingin melangkah ke jalan yang dimurkai Allah, berpalinglah dari jalan itu.
Syaitan - Jangan bimbang, tiada sesiapa yang tahu...Jomlahhh !
Manusia – Uuhhh..letihnya harini..tak solat lagi ni.
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, taatilah Allah dan RasulNYA, kebahagiaan di dunia dan akhirat untukmu. Solat itu wajib bagimu.
Syaitan - Hey anak Adam, ikutilah aku, kebahagiaan di dunia (sahaja) dan kebahagiaan diakhirat untukmu nanti ada juga (jangan mimpilah!)
Sekarang anda mempunyai 3 pilihan :
1. Anda – Patut ke aku biarkan article ini tetap di sini saja??
2. Malaikat - Ingatkan pada kawan yang anda kenal..sebarkan lah !
3. Syaitan - Tak payahlah sibuk2 ..biar je disini..kalau, boleh delete je..bukan mereka nak baca pon.
Di mana bumi dipijak, Di situ langit dijunjung, Biar kaya budi dan adat, Pasti kita kan disanjung...
Waktu Solat Kuala Lumpur
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Rupa senyum seorang Mujahid yg telah mati syahid
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| Rupa senyum seorang Mujahid yg telah mati syahid |
Selamat jalan wahai para syuhada' Ghaza,Palestin dan aktivis kemanusiaan yang syahid. Wangian roh kalian menjentik cemburu di sudut hatiku. Selamatlah kalian. Aku tahu kalian tidak pernah mati. Kalian pergi denggan bergaya sekali dengan mahkota para syuhada. Kalian sekarang sedang berbahagia di taman para Syuhada'. Tinggal kami di dunia sempit ini meneruskan jihad kalian... Allahuakbar3x...Walillahilhamd....
Sesungguhnya Allah telah membeli dari orang-orang yang beriman akan jiwa mereka dan harta benda mereka dengan (balasan) bahawa mereka akan beroleh Syurga, (disebabkan) mereka berjuang pada jalan Allah maka (di antara) mereka ada yang membunuh dan terbunuh. (Balasan Syurga yang demikian ialah) sebagai janji yang benar yang ditetapkan oleh Allah di dalam (Kitab-kitab) Taurat dan Injil serta Al-Quran; dan siapakah lagi yang lebih menyempurnakan janjinya daripada Allah? Oleh itu, bergembiralah dengan jualan yang kamu jalankan jual-belinya itu, dan (ketahuilah bahawa) jual-beli (yang seperti itu) ialah kemenangan yang besar.(At-Taubah:111)
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Jo Yee mendapat hidayah
Seorang gadis berumur 18 tahun (2011) dari etnik Cina di Malaysia berkongsi pengalaman berkenaan dorongan-dorongan yang membawa beliau memeluk agama Islam dan cita-cita untuk berdakwah kepada remaja-remaja sebaya dengan cara yang sesuai dengan mereka.
MAKAN NASI ARAB DI JALAN REKO KAJANG
Monday, October 10, 2011
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Steve Job (1955-2011)
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| The Apple I - In 1976, Jobs, Steve Wozniak, and Ronald Wayne launched the Apple I, which was sold for $666.66. |
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| 1984 Mac Commercial - Although the Apple Macintosh was Apple's first big hit, this one-time iconic Super Bowl cemented Apple in the public consciousness. |
Pencetus Revolusi Dunia...Meninggal Dunia(Steve Job 1955-2011)
The family of former Apple chief executive Steve Jobs said that he died "peacefully" on Wednesday, surrounded by his family. A memorial Web site will be posted.
Jobs passed away at the age of 56. Jobs is survived by his wife Laurene and two children, as well as a daughter from a previous relationship.
On August 24, Jobs stepped down, stating that he could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Apple's chief executive. Jobs was diagnosed with and treated for a rare type of pancreatic cancer in 2004, but he said the 2009 absence was not a resurgence of that cancer. He took a medical leave of absence in January.
In a statement, Jobs' family said he died peacefully. "Steve died peacefully today surrounded by his family.
"In his public life, Steve was known as a visionary; in his private life, he cherished his family. We are thankful to the many people who have shared their wishes and prayers during the last year of Steve's illness; a website will be provided for those who wish to offer tributes and memories.
"We are grateful for the support and kindness of those who share our feelings for Steve. We know many of you will mourn with us, and we ask that you respect our privacy during our time of grief."
Numerous members of the tech world chimed in with their own tributes, and Twitter was filled with condolences attached to the #RIPSteveJobs hashtag. Online, mourners began leaving notes on Facebook tribute pages as well as the Steve Jobs Day Facebook page.
Apple's board also released its own statement.
We are deeply saddened to announce that Steve Jobs passed away today," the board said.
"Steve's brilliance, passion and energy were the source of countless innovations that enrich and improve all of our lives. The world is immeasurably better because of Steve.
"His greatest love was for his wife, Laurene, and his family. Our hearts go out to them and to all who were touched by his extraordinary gifts.
John Lasseter, chief creative officer and Ed Catmull, president of Walt Disney and Pixar Animation Studios, released their own joint statement. Jobs was chief executive at Pixar, the digital anaimation house that gave the world Cars, The Incredibles and Toy Story, before it was acquired by Disney in 2006.
"Steve Jobs was an extraordinary visionary, our very dear friend and the guiding light of the Pixar family," Lasseter and Catmull said. "He saw the potential of what Pixar could be before the rest of us, and beyond what anyone ever imagined. Steve took a chance on us and believed in our crazy dream of making computer animated films; the one thing he always said was to simply 'make it great.' He is why Pixar turned out the way we did and his strength, integrity and love of life has made us all better people. He will forever be a part of Pixar's DNA. Our hearts go out to his wife Laurene and their children during this incredibly difficult time."
info via http://www.pcmag.com/
Jobs passed away at the age of 56. Jobs is survived by his wife Laurene and two children, as well as a daughter from a previous relationship.
On August 24, Jobs stepped down, stating that he could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Apple's chief executive. Jobs was diagnosed with and treated for a rare type of pancreatic cancer in 2004, but he said the 2009 absence was not a resurgence of that cancer. He took a medical leave of absence in January.
In a statement, Jobs' family said he died peacefully. "Steve died peacefully today surrounded by his family.
"In his public life, Steve was known as a visionary; in his private life, he cherished his family. We are thankful to the many people who have shared their wishes and prayers during the last year of Steve's illness; a website will be provided for those who wish to offer tributes and memories.
"We are grateful for the support and kindness of those who share our feelings for Steve. We know many of you will mourn with us, and we ask that you respect our privacy during our time of grief."
Numerous members of the tech world chimed in with their own tributes, and Twitter was filled with condolences attached to the #RIPSteveJobs hashtag. Online, mourners began leaving notes on Facebook tribute pages as well as the Steve Jobs Day Facebook page.
Apple's board also released its own statement.
We are deeply saddened to announce that Steve Jobs passed away today," the board said.
"Steve's brilliance, passion and energy were the source of countless innovations that enrich and improve all of our lives. The world is immeasurably better because of Steve.
"His greatest love was for his wife, Laurene, and his family. Our hearts go out to them and to all who were touched by his extraordinary gifts.
John Lasseter, chief creative officer and Ed Catmull, president of Walt Disney and Pixar Animation Studios, released their own joint statement. Jobs was chief executive at Pixar, the digital anaimation house that gave the world Cars, The Incredibles and Toy Story, before it was acquired by Disney in 2006.
"Steve Jobs was an extraordinary visionary, our very dear friend and the guiding light of the Pixar family," Lasseter and Catmull said. "He saw the potential of what Pixar could be before the rest of us, and beyond what anyone ever imagined. Steve took a chance on us and believed in our crazy dream of making computer animated films; the one thing he always said was to simply 'make it great.' He is why Pixar turned out the way we did and his strength, integrity and love of life has made us all better people. He will forever be a part of Pixar's DNA. Our hearts go out to his wife Laurene and their children during this incredibly difficult time."
info via http://www.pcmag.com/
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